I Like Big Butts

Just so we are all clear, when they are in season and nice and juicy, plump and fuzzy we like to eat butts.  They are one of my favorite fruits and it is so hard to find good butts.  Only Costco seems to know what good butts are.  I know some people with some butt trees but they hoard them and do not share.  Something about the birds getting to them first, but then they tell me about how they have so many they have to can them!  But, I digress.  Here is a picture of said butt:

Do you like butts?