Raspberry Cereal

Bwahahaha! Cereal mustache!

Oh noes!  He's eating his delicious
mustache.  Foiled again!

Last week Grant started cereal.  It was also about the same time he started trying to raspberries.  if you have had kids or have taken care of kids during this stage you know what happens:  they like raspberries with their cereal!  It's not as amusing to the feeder as it is to EVERYONE else.  I was the feeder and was a little frustrated and sometimes instead of screaming I like to be creative.  This time I decided to give Grant a cereal mustache.  It didn't bother Grant, he was getting it everywhere anyway and it made me feel better.

I Like Big Butts

Just so we are all clear, when they are in season and nice and juicy, plump and fuzzy we like to eat butts.  They are one of my favorite fruits and it is so hard to find good butts.  Only Costco seems to know what good butts are.  I know some people with some butt trees but they hoard them and do not share.  Something about the birds getting to them first, but then they tell me about how they have so many they have to can them!  But, I digress.  Here is a picture of said butt:

Do you like butts?

Glennisms

Glenn's speech has always been a little, well, creative.  I've tried to keep track of it on a small wipe off board on the fridge and it has long run out of room.  So, in honor of transferring it from there to here I have devised a little quiz.  How many of these "Glennisms" can you translate? The asterisk marks the ones he still uses.

A. Kess in Case
B. Cone Fall
C. Lib a Bip
D. Nicken Chuggets
E. Hydrant Fire
F. Shoe Pare
G. Magun Sheen
H. Fire Camp
I. Pinky Square*
J. Cannit
K. Fineishly
L. Gril
M. Skeletope
N. Crock Ice
O. Beannas
P. Can Sastle
Q. No Ho-Way
R. Dake Cekering
S. Skippy Up
T. N a Mem*
U. Be En
V. Roger*
W. Root Beard*
X. Rabbo*

If you know Glenn and have heard these, which is your favorite?  It's so hard for me to choose a favorite; I have many, including F, M, N, and Q.  Those bring back awesome memories.

Glennisms Wipe Off Board

Introduction

Well, then here is the blog I have been meaning to start for a couple months now.  I'm going to use it to chronicle the life and times of the "Gs" better known to their friends and family as Glenn and Grant.  My plans are to update with new milestones and to reminisce on those passed (but you know how well-laid plans and kids go...similar to oil and water).  This will also help out when I want to write things down in the memory book.

So, then, welcome!